Contradictory proverbs…. Interesting!


Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction.
Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin.
U be the judge….

All good things come to those who wait.    BUT    Time and tide wait for no man.

The pen is mightier than the sword.    BUT    Actions speak louder than words.

Wise men think alike.    BUT    Fools seldom differ.

The best things in life are free things.    BUT    There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Slow and steady wins the race.    BUT    Time waits for no man.

Look before you leap.    BUT    Strike while the iron is hot.

Do it well, or not at all.    BUT    Half a loaf is better than none.

Birds of a feather flock together.    BUT    Opposites attract.

Don’t cross your bridges before you come to them.   BUT    Forewarned is forearmed.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.    BUT    Faith will move mountains.

Great starts make great finishes.    BUT    It ain’t over ’till it’s over.

Practice makes perfect.    BUT    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Silence is golden.    BUT    The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

You’re never too old to learn.    BUT    You can’t teach an old dog new tricks

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. BUT   One man’s food is another man’s poison.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.    BUT   Out of sight, out of mind.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.    BUT    Many hands make light work.

Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.    BUT   Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

ELEVEN OBSERVATIONS….


    • Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
    • Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
    • Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
    • Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
    • Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
    • Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
    • Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
    • Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
    • Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
    • Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
    • Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Man’s Life is Incomplete Without “HER”….


When I was born..!!    A Great Woman was there To hold me.. My Mother..!!

When I grew as a child..!!    A Woman was there to Care for Me & play with me.. My Sister.. !!

When I went to School..!!    A Woman was there To help me learn.. My Teacher.. !!

When I became depressed & whenever I lost..!!   A Woman was there to offer a shoulder.. My friend.!!

When I needed company, compatibility & love..!!    A great woman was there for Me.. My Wife.. !!

When I became tough..!!    A Woman was there To melt me.. My Daughter.. !!

And.. When I Die..    A Woman is there to absorb me In…. My Motherland.. !!

If you are a Man Value Every Woman.. !!

 And..

 If you are a Woman.. Be proud to be the One.. !

A Quiz……


Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says “I will skip this”

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on
which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar’s replies, then
please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George’s first name was Albert.. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of
the puppies.

Moral: Think before you laugh at someone otherwise You will be at someone’s place no soon….

Failed Test….


This Student got 0% in exams.. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%.

Q 1. In which battle did Napoleon die?A – his last battle

Q 2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A – at the bottom of the page

Q 3. River Ravi flows in which state? A – liquid

Q 4. What is the main reason for divorce? A – marriage

Q 5. What is the main reason for failure? A – exams

Q 6. What can you never eat for breakfast? A – lunch & dinner

Q 7. What looks like half an apple? A – the other half

Q 8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A – wet

Q 9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? A – No problem – he sleeps at night

Q 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A – You’ll never find an elephant with one hand.

Q 11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? A – very large hands

Q 12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A – No time at all – the wall is already built.

Q 13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A – Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Smart Definitions….


School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the
minds of either”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.